Emergency Eject Button

Back from my latest trip to Bogenville. What a fun time, I learned so much about death, sex, trains, Efram, and myself. I decided that instead of doing strips about all the sexy memories, I ought to keep it down to earth.
This is one of the more horrifying and hilarious moments.

And now my tits are on the net Can I take this time to point out that I have an excellent sense of outfit coordination? That apron matches my aureoles smashingly. Unless I decide to find employment making a line of skin tone flattering aprons for exhibitionists I am hence forth unable to get a proper job. How my heart aches for the professionalism of a suit and tie. Maybe a top hat, and a cane, a little dance number. I could swing it after all.
These are my soon to be famous crepes. I've been improving.

Granola oatmeal recipe:
350F
2c oatmeal
1/2c flax seeds
1/2c almonds
1/2c sesame seeds
1/4c sunflower seeds
1/4c pumpkin seeds
1tbsp cinnamon
1 orange zested

mix together

then in a separate bowl mix
2tbsp egg white
1tbsp honey
1bsp canola oil
1tsp vanilla

mix both bowls together, and bake on a cookie sheet for 10-12 min, stirring every 5 min.
I then put a coat of shredded coconut and cranberries and broiled for 1 min to sear the coconut.
serve with fresh cut fruit. Serve with either yogurt or whip cream or as cereal (vanilla soy milk is tasty).

The apron fetish most likely stems from being a stylish submissive at heart. Cooking topless for friends sets me aflutter. I know my the bandmates of my bud's appreciate my impromptu cooking, though wonder why I have my own apron with me at all times. This is because my first boyfriend took me by surprise as I was bent over naked, cleaning the tub. Maybe it was the fumes of the cleaning agents, but I loved it. Did you spill on the floor? I don't mind bending over in a short skirt to wipe it up. Bounce and I are well acquainted.

Cleaning is not inherently sexual, otherwise my room would be far tidier. But rather the act of giving, and serving is what I find sexy. In small doses mind you. Cooking with friends drinking wine is the best way to spend an evening.
Things brings me to sushi. Nyotaimori, is a subdivision of food play. The act of eating sushi that has been laid on a naked body is an alluring prospect to me. Not only have I trained my endorphins to react to sushi, the potential of submissiveness is unending. First, I LOVE making sushi (in aprons!) then I become a canvas for the artful rolls. Then I must breathe shallowly and keep myself from talking so as not to shake off the main course.

Im not sure how I feel about this kind of passive objectification. Normally I feed off of attention, lots of it. This scene could go either way; the plate could be ignored, or the be praised for her great mastery of sushi and discipline.
I wonder if there are films about nyotaimori reminiscent to Secretary? The film follows Maggie Gyllenhaal, an awkward cutter, who finds herself working for a very kinky, somewhat frightening paralegal; E.Edward Grey - played by James Spader. You should all watch with someone you'd like test the s/m waters withl! See if you notice the subtle riding hood/fairytale homages?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28W3d3brIf0&feature=related

No spoilers here, just a small taste of the fantasy of really working for your boss.

Nude bodies on poles and slabs

I am concocting a supreme gourmet oatmeal; coconut, apricots, cranberries, sesame seeds, sunflower seeds, flax, cinnamon, and pumpkin seeds abound. After baking, to be topped with strawberries, bananas, nutella and whip cream.

Playing house to compensate for the slow bleed of innocence from the last two days.
The similarity between the morgue and the strip club is that in both cases, I try to relate and personify what everyone else sees as an object.
The corpse, of an old woman who had lived with an amputated leg, wore remnants of a manicure.
The stripper I spent hours talking to, kept hers short because she likes to work on trucks. She said to Efram "Your friend is nice, but don't ever let her be a dancer."

So I'll wear a frilly apron and make breakfast at 8pm. Glancing at the pile of hair extensions she left in the apartment. I think back to how I snuck on stage after they'd closed. Scuffing the slick tiles with my winter boots, wondering how these girls glide across it on their knees. It can seem so glamorous, but from here I can see the coke machine's reflection, the soccer game, and the cracks in the plaster where the pole disappears into the ceiling.

I pretended (And for a moment-) I was interested in becoming a stripper. I asked the women how they felt about their jobs, and if they had advice to offer. After hearing what they had to say, and their attitudes, I changed my mind. I don't have what it takes, whatever that is. Discipline, savoir faire, the ability to detach from my emotions. The women seemed to like the money, but not the job itself. Statistically there must be tons of private dancers who love the job. And I am absolutely a supporter of the right to earn money through sex work.

"Look at him like a wallet, or your car insurance payment, your groceries. That's how you get it done."
This made me cringe. I really enjoy pleasing my customers when I work in cafes or restaurants or in retail. Seeing the client as a sale always makes me hate my job. But when I'm open, honest, and really believe that I'm lucky to meet new people, the same tasks are infinitely more rewarding.

"If you really want to get into erotic dancing, listen up. This is the best advice you're ever going to hear. It applies to any career. Don't do drugs, or drink. This is a job, be sober. It's easy to get sucked into addiction in this field. Put $100 a night into an envelope, when you reach $1000 tuck it away. You have to be able to rely on yourself when you're unexpectedly out of work."
This was from the oldest dancer there. Massive implant, very classy choreography. Like a lounge singer.

One girl was hammered. She screamed "I just need a cock in my ass" to no one in particular. I suspect she was high on something. Very exuberant, so her dance was attention grabbing. I thought I was overtly sexual, maybe a bit salacious at times.
People laugh when I tell them I'm naive. I've got nothing on Sweet Nicky. Sweet is something of a misnomer.

On the opposite side of the spectrum is Jackie; she likes working on her truck. Explores her artistic side through wood burning. She kick boxes and is engaged to her high school sweetheart. She doesn't hustle. And didn't seem to mind ignoring her patrons to chat with me for a few hours. A relatively normal girl, around my age, who is genuinely friendly. And has a fun stage performance. If I was a stripper, I'd be like her. A REAL PERSON. I'm sure I'd have something of a stage persona a little more confidant, enough attitude and presence to demand respect. Not girls gone wild, high, and screaming for more dick.


The other older woman there was cranky. It was her last day on the job. She was engaged. Her fiance bought a house, she wouldn't have to work anymore. She also had insurmountably massive breasts. I got the impression that committing to the business meant succumbing to the pressures of 'ideal beauty.' A sweet girl, Katie, was morose at the start of her night. I hope I was able to cheer her up a bit by lending her a sympathetic ear. She had to dump her boyfriend within the week because he was leaving on a tour with a fellow dancer. They'd stop in clubs all over rural quebec and do shows. "You have to keep moving if you want to make money." She came home with Efram's roommate. Under normal lighting her makeup was austere. Washing her face with baby wipes in the bathroom she confessed that occasionally she doesn't shower for up to four days and smells like man hands. I wasn't sure if this was a joke. I got a picture of Efram in her extensions. Her chin length hair is very sweet, and emphasizes how doe eyed she is. I'd have much rather drawn her like that then when she gave me a pro-bono lap dance at the club. (which was all kinds of sexy regardless of her clinical instructions on how to emulate the dance.) At our house she dressed me in one of her extra outfits. Hygiene is of the utmost importance, and is not overlooked. She kept each outfit washed in separate bags. Dressed as a true erotic dancer I gave Efram a little dance. I'm glad to have retained some of what Katie demonstrated. I was at the time; flushed and suppressing immoderate giggles.
She gave me a guised look of terror when I suggested I make us all crepes in the next morning. She didn't stick around long, though her new friend and I visited her the next day to return the outfit she'd leant me. We talked about the best sites to stream movies online from while she took a smoke break in the snowy February night pants-less. Just as I left I handed her the URL to this site. I hope the ladies see this.
And to them;
Thank you very much. You've granted me a lot of insight, though barely enough to satiate my curiosity. I would like to try stripping one day. I'm naked enough at friend's houses just chilling around. Though it's been a while since I've made a spectacle of myself. At least a month since my public flogging at Sexapalooza.



If I was a stripper I'd love showing off too much to stop and force myself to dance for anyone repulsive. And if I was a prostitute, I'd fall in love with the good inside every client. I've never been good at doing what I don't want to ;) And a delicate yet exposed heart is one of my best features.
I should just strip for pretty women. I wonder if that's a lucrative market?

"A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you.

I've begun this blog because there are things I want to share (mostly artwork) that I'd like my parents to not find.
I'm not worried about potential clients learning my secrets. As an artist I stand behind my work.
No risk, No reward.
How can I take risks with art? Being incendiary. Vulnerability. Exposure.
I've challenged myself to be brazen.

I am a polyamorous bisexual woman. I have the freedom to explore what this life has to offer.

The idea for this site was from an old man running a second hand book shop. He wore a tweed jacket, and had little reading specs. When he proposed it, I laughed. "You should use these sex positive drawings and write a comic about it."

This is what was in my sketchbook the day I walked in to buy some used comics




Why not?
I'm sure there are people who will benefit from the perspective this site will grant them. (which is mine)

This may evolve into a tell all diary. Something I'll look back on in years and be able to see my progress.
Moe often then not, my work deals with my main passions in life; music, poetry, sex, love, friendship. There's no reason for me to exclude any of these major facets due to propriety.





For my first post; a very rough comic of my Valentines day.



Threesomes have become an annual V-Day tradition. This time, I wasn't dating either of them. Thank god.
Oh I will have some stories for this blog :)


A while back I started a comic about an s/M cafe. I finished one page and tossed the idea. At the time I had a piece of shit laptop and photoshop was not worth the effort. I have the means to go ahead with the project. Though until I submerge myself into the subculture I may refrain. Perhaps short personal experiences would be more accurate then trying to fabricate a hardcore slave lifestyle.



Let me tell you a little about the best fuck I've ever had.
I met him after sleeping with his sister.


I ask her to marry me every chance I get. Sadly she's straight. Luckily so is her brother. On New Years she brought me to his birthday party. I'd met him once before. After which he told his sister that he planned to split me like a log. His words. I found him presumptuous and cocky. I spent the night coaxing reluctant girls onto the dance floor and chiding him on his terrible DJ-ing. Around 7 am, in a diner, he asked me what it was like to be a benign and semi-functional schizophrenic. It wasn't until much later that he told me I was beautiful. My mother approves of him.



The next day he told me over text that he wants to be a medical pilot in Malaysia. But why such a dangerous job? "No risk, No reward." So many hours later he challenges me to jump on his bus and follow him to his city. I had just finished this piece and vowed to take risks with my art. To avoid hypocrisy, I'll have to do so in life. What could I say? He had my shirt, and if I had to go to some hick town to get it back, so be it.


He said to me " It frightens me, the ease with which you pull me in."
I drew this of him after one of the best bangs of my life. Finally someone who can keep up with me. I'd never known the she-demon I had inside. Here, I thought I was boring in bed, turns out it was just who I was screwing.


Smile like you've got a secret.
I dumped my transvestite fuck buddy/ex-bf after returning from the sexventure. He, er, she, er... just wasn't going to cut it anymore. It was more or less mutual. (I still miss squirting on his makeup.)


I love to be choked, spanked, tied up, scratched, spanked some more, smacked in the face just a little. At da club, they call me Choke-A-Bitch. Like Wayne Brady. When I'm drunk and girls grind their asses into me, I reach around and hold their necks to pull them closer. Apparently some think I'm going in for the kill. One girl mouthed the words "help me." Hence the nickname.

xxx
-Shameless

PS. Wait till I tell you about Sexapalooza! Remind me to tell the story of the vibrator named The Enterprise. And the one about my friend's chronic nipple infection due to chocolate pudding. Maybe I should post a picture of my favourite outfit to cook crepes in? There's the scoop on what my first polyamorous relationship was like, for the month it lasted. There's the story of The Captain I met on St.Patricks day. I guess I'm big on holidays. One birthday, I had my first foursome. His girlfriend still hates me for not sleeping with him?? And the first webcam sex experience one Christmas morning.
I'm leaving for hickville in a few days during the school break to meet Efram (The WunderBoner). There will be lots of stories for me to dish once I get back. He says he has a life changing surprise for me. The clue is this: "What do we all take for granted, Can you ever say you've seen it?" My guesses are: peace, love, sight, music, a pulse-- If I get to watch a live surgery, my heart is his.
Just kidding, I'll always be poly, but he can have a slice.